roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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sharks

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Derp

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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