Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Who wants water? I do.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Ben Corbishley

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

no

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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