Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What's 9+10? 19

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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