- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

You know whats funny Aids

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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