What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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a seal walks into a club.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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