- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

I work at jcpenny

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??