Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

im @ work, LOL.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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