Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

An Asian with a big dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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