- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Women's rights

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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