Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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