What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Replacement Referees

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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