How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

No, Trinidad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

i had sex.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Sex education in Texas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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