Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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WILLY

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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2 + 2 = fish

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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