- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Women's rights

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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