A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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