What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Justin

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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