what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

What is long and black? The line at KFC

Roses are red, violets are purple.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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