There was an american man on the way to work.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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