Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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A guy walks into a bar

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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