Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

j.p. is dumb

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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