- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

N-E Pats never cheated

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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