What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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pee

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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