- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

darude- sandstorm

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

what's worst than being gay? being black

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Your face

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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