- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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