A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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go F*** yourself

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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