- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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i like men but im not gay

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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