- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

I work at jcpenny

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

I regret everything.....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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