- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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