What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What did death say to life? Go die

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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