- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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