What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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whats the capital of congo famine

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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well now

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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