Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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