- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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