- Anti Joke

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

hard cheese

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.