A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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