How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Neither did she.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Christianity.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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