a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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