Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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