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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

minorities.....

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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