- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Miscarriages.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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