How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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