what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Get it? More.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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