This is a joke.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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identical jokes get different votes.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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