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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A blind man walks into a library.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

A woman wears a dress.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections