- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.