how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Gay republicans

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Stop Spam Read Books

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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