How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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