- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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