- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Lindsay Lohan

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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