what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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