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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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