Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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