Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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