- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Knock knock open

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

why am I writing this...im bored

Suck pussy

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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