- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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