- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

My wife made me a sandwich

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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