Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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meatspin.fr

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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general tso's broccoli

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

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