- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Boys have swag, real men have class

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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