- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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