- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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