So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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"Knock knock." "No."

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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