- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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