Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Get it? More.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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No!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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