How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

9/11

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

knock knock? come in

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Obama

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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