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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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