- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Is maynaise an instrument?

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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