- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

why is pie good. because it just is.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What the hell are you doing?

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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