- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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