Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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