Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Terraria

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Cows are land manatees.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Refridgerator.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A paralysed man falls over.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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