- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why? Why Not?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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