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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

How do you end a sentence

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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