- Anti Joke

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Romans rights.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.