- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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