What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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