- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

2 + 2 = fish

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

PENIS

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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