Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Erectile Dysfunction.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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