three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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i like men but im not gay

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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