- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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