What's red, blue & green all over?

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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