- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

I literally died laughing

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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