How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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