Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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