What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Penis.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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