Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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A person from Singapore eats

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Tilt your screen back

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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