Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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andrew wagner

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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womens rights

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Barbara Streisand

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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