spell backwards: taco cat

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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