- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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