- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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