- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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