What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Neither have I

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

punchline below punchline above

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Women's rights.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Women's rights

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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