- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

run farther?

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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