kaite is dumb that is true

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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baskets

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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