- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

karn chevalier

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

pull my finger (farts)

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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