what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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