- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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