- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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