why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Homonyms should be band.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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