What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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