- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

KONY 2012

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Stop procrastinating.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

I'd like to make a withdraw

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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