- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Your gay

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Irish sobriety

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

A woman wears a dress.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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