- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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