- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Racial equality.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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