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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

A man buys a prius

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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