What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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