- Anti Joke

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

what goes boo a sock

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection