- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

can you pass the soap?

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

My Butthole.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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