- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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